Until you get stabbed in the chest by someone’s enormous pointy chin. I don’t know if any of you dear readers have been to conventions recently and seen the adorable plush alpacas everywhere. So I don’t know why I was so surprised to see a dating sim including alpacas. There’s another version too that lets you play as a girl, and now you get to romance an octopus, and other creatures too. So, that was a little foray for you into the lovely world of dating sims.That is known to put a dampener on any aspiring relationship. So the game has you going with your girlfriend on a trip to a place called Alpaca Kingdom. Now, dear readers, don’t you wish you could date a giant cricket dressed in a female sailor suit uniform. Well I’m guessing some people did since they made a dating sim around that very concept. OK, there are probably a ton of other weird and wonderful dating sims out there, but these are probably the favourites I’ve found.According to eyewitnesses two of the Fox celebs are indeed dating and have been for several months. Are Hakeem and Boo Boo Kitty making art imitate life?Or is Hakeem smashing his onscreen mama to smithereens?
Zoey and Avan have been dating for about a year now, and they’re so in love it actually hurts our insides a little (but only in the best possible ways, of course).Paris and Torres manage to reach their goal but the others aren't as lucky.Chakotay finds Tuvok but loses Neelix, and Janeway is nearly dragged into an internal distortion by an unseen electromagnetic force.Kim rescues Janeway and he gets her back to Sandrine's, where she loses consciousness.The spatial distortion continues to squeeze the ship, and Tuvok estimates that the unstoppable ring will crush the vessel in little more than an hour.